Welcome to my hyperspace wizard tower!

Please read this first!

This website does NOT intend to glorify, encourage, or promote the use of any substances, legal or otherwise. The purpose of this site is to provide an outlet for my random creative and social desires. Please do not take anything you read here as absolute truth, law, or scripture. I am at the end of the day, just some dude on the internet.

Then you can replace all of the text with your own. For more customization, the CSS code has comments to explain what each part changes. Please read through the code - even if you have no idea what it means.

With that being said, welcome weary traveler. Stop and rest now, for you have stumbled upon the tower of an ancient wizard. I am the Schizonaut, a humble traveler of the multiverse. I have seen many things in my travels, and I have created this website to share my knowledge and experiences with you.

Check the links in the sidebar and navbar for all of my content. Feel free to poke around as well, there may or may not be a few easter eggs lying around.